Thursday, October 10, 2013

American Horror Story Season 3: Kyle Spencer

Guys!! American Horror Story is back! American Horror Story: Coven finally premiered last night and Evan Peters returned in all his blonde glory. Hallelujha -- now it's really Halloween season. 

Taissa Farmiga and Evan Peters on American Horror Story Season 3 Coven Season Three Kyle Spencer Zoe Benson AHS Coven Evan Peters Kyle
His name is Kyle Spencer, his family is poor, he's in college on a scholarship, he's in a fraternity, and he doesn't condone rape. So far, so good. We meet him as he's laying down the law to his fraternity brothers. No puking. No pissing. No public exposure. If only he had added "No gang-banging roofied movie stars" things would have gone differently for him. A missed opportunity, Kyle. Really, it's all your fault.

Taissa Farmiga and Evan Peters on American Horror Story Season 3 Coven Season Three Kyle Spencer Zoe Benson AHS Coven Evan Peters Kyle
Kyle's fellow frat brother, Grey Damon, is basically an evil monster, and for the second time in two years, his character is killed by a witch. At least this time he deserved it. But you know who didn't? Kyle!! Poor Kyle. I'm looking forward to seeing how you look dead.

Taissa Farmiga and Evan Peters on American Horror Story Season 3 Coven Season Three Kyle Spencer Zoe Benson AHS Coven Evan Peters Kyle

Ryan Murphy promised us Romeo and Juliet -- so I'm expecting some major love angst between Zoe and Kyle. Like -- Capulet = living and Montague = dead. Or Capulet = whole and Montague = in pieces. Or... I don't know. Maybe Kyle will be the one dude Zoe can actually screw without damaging. Except then isn't she technically screwing... well. Let's not get into it yet. Guessing with Ryan Murphy is always a dangerous game.

Taissa Farmiga and Evan Peters on American Horror Story Season 3 Coven Season Three Kyle Spencer Zoe Benson AHS Coven Evan Peters Kyle
Yeah. AHS is back. Evan Peters is adorable as always. And I prefer him blonde. Score one, AHS Coven.

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